Grant a wish.

[Yumi]

Granted I am happy too much so beware if I hug you tight

I wish you where happy

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, I'm so happy that I'll grab you and kiss the lights out of you!

I wish we were friendly ;)

[Yumi]

Granted, but you will have to meet my other friends aswell, it'll take you a week to become there friends

I wish i could eat in a better restraunt than the one in spain

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but all u get is saurkraut.

I wish I was in Britain to eat some Fish and Chips

[Yumi]

Granted, but it has got all slim on it!

I wish I didnt have any course work!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now you have to be....MY SLAVE!!! HAHAAHAH!!!!

I wish to be working out in a gym now

[Yumi]

Granted, but you have loads of gay boys staring at you

I wish I didint have a unhappy dog

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but its so hyper that it'll hump ur leg in ur sleep

I wish I won $500,000 on a quiz show

[Yumi]

Granted, but you have to put half of the money into the bills!

I wish I didnt have to get up so early in the morning!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now u have to wake up later...and be late for anything

I wish I could take a shower now...with a girl :)