Grant a wish.

[GabumonFan]

Granted, your guts just fell out.

I wish I owned a building.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! *hands him the deed to a real haunted house* Have fun!

I wish for some good, new shoes that fit.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they are made of highly corrosive acid. Somehow.

I wish to be able to make more sense.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! *throws him a heavy back of pennies* There you are, you know have more cents! XD

Ada: Sense, not cents. *facepalms*

I wish it was Friday already.

[Yumi]

Granted, but its going to be a very boaring day

I wish for Vodka! That has no gone off!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted but ur bottle of vodka is full of bees... :D Hope u like a hive in your glass Yumi

I wish Yumi was on my lap to give me a nice massage

[Yumi]

Granted, but you'll have to pay up! lolz

I wish I could beat up Danny! *Wish He Would Die!*

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but you have to pay me to beat him up, and pay extra for weapons :)

I wish I could get a chiropractor...

[Yumi]

Granted, but its broken!

I wish I wasn't sad :(

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, I'll make u happy by giving u a nice rose :)

I wish u were happy now