Grant a wish.

[ParkerXD]

Granted, come out....somewhere else...

I wish I never forget to ask for a wish again.

[Chaotic Phoenix]

Wish granted, a permanent bracelet with your wish that weighs 30ibs is on your wrist.

I wish that I could wish for a wish that would wish away my blocks that are in my way.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but the blocks land on your feet

I wish I could just cry right now

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're tears of blood. I would probably get that checked.

I wish for a delicious lunch.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but a flaming hobo runs up to and takes it, eating it in one bite before he explodes.

I wish college was easier...

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but after college....you got more studying to do and it'll make u go MAD!!

I wish Alton Brown could show me more.... (Music) Good Eats

[RaptorSyn]

Granted. He is showing you A LOT more then you ever wanted to see.

I wish vending machines could break a five dollar bill!!!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, it tears it into shreds and u get no change

I wish I could cure the ropeburn on my finger

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, it's cured! The problem you now have a burn somewhere else. I'll let you figure out where it is.

I wish for blueberry soda. :P

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it makes ur.....little buddy down in between ur thighs blue!

I wish I can go to sleep with no side effects attached to it