Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted. but it dies when it sees u

I wish for a pool

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Enjoy your swim, be careful of the sharks with laser beams that are swimming around.

I wish for some awesome music.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, u get The Miz saying that HE'S AWWEEESOME!!!

I wish I could see Paramore again.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you can never see it again after this time.

Crimson: Because all known copies will have been destroyed by ninjas...FROM THE FUTURE!

I wish for futuristic ninja throwing stars.

[ParkerXD]

Granted, they can explode, cut through steel, home in on targets, fire mini missiles and are laser edged but they also return to the thrower like a boomerang. Lets see you catch that deadly airborne threat.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[[MEN] Keiro Starr]

Granted, but when you try to walk into the girls locker room through the wall, you'll miscalculate and end up walking right into a big dude in the men's shower.

I wish I could get the fuck out of Nicaragua and back to the USA.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted but you have to face....THE MIZ!

AND HEEEEE'S AWWWWEEESSSOOOOOMMMMEEE!!! :D Which he is :D

I wish I was.... AWWWWWWEEEESSSSOOOMMMEEE!!!

[[MEN] Keiro Starr]

Granted, but now you're the most hated man in the world cause you refuse to shut up.

I wish George Lopez would teach me the ways of comedy.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but he tells u to get out before he whacks u

I wish I could travel to Ireland

[ParkerXD]

Granted, but but you are now banned from every pub in Ireland (What else is there in Ireland?!)

I wish, I could kill with a glance