Grant a wish.

[Venin]

Granted, but demand was so high for Mayo, the Renasauce had to be nulled in the market so their bottles could be used to make more Mayo.


I wish I was two-headed bearded dragon.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your beards are so long they get stuck in a volcano and start sparking fire until they reach your heads and they explode, revealing they actually were bombs.

I wish Zerges existed.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but he throws u into a pit of doom

I wish I played Wheel of Misfortune

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but you lose horribly, which I suppose could be a good thing?

I wish Rav would sex me up....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but he sexs you up so badly that you never want to be sexed up again.

I wish for some tasty tea.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, its a 'yellow tea'

I wish Clone Warrior can get her booty on me nw. ;)

[AetherRose]

Granted, her booty has been taken from the rest of her body and thrown at you. The projectile speed is approximately 400mph, ripping your head off.

I wish for a 7ft sword that is 1/2 a foot wide. It should be made of stainless steel, and be sharp enough to cut steel, but not sharp enough to cut titanium. On top of that, the sword must be a light gray with a dark gray blade.

[Venin]

Granted, but it's too heavy to wield.


I wish I go BOOM!!!!chakalakalakalakaBOOOOM!!!chakalakalakalaka

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you die

I wish for a fish

[Asmodeus]

granted - but can only survive if swimming in coffee

I wish for... Impmon O_O