Grant a wish.

[Venin]

Granted, but you don't remember anything because you never learned enough crap and are unable to get a successful job.



I wish for a halberd.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. *hands Venin a huge halberd* By the way, watch out for a guy named Lu Bu. *runs for the hills*

I wish for three more wishes.

[AetherRose]

Granted, but I used up your three wishes on: Cookies, sex, and your eternal damnation.

I wish for two more jewels, if you will.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I give you two jewels. *hands him a very heavy safe* All you have to do now his open up this invulnerable safe to get them. Good luck!

I wish for nothing.

[Misty]

..................................

I wish to meet Rammstein

[AetherRose]

Granted, but you were date raped and killed.

I wish for something.

[Misty]

Well as long as I was raped by Rammstein.. then I'd be happy..

*poofs the word 'something' in your hands*

I wish for summer

[AetherRose]

Granted... but it overheats the Earth, and all humanity dies out.

I wish for this statement to come true (heard it today at lunch)
"Wouldn't it be great if a giant penis just jumped out of the ocean!?" ~Random Freshman Girl

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, it jumps out the ocean and suffocates without water just in time for that girl to see it, thus traumatizing her for the rest of her life.

Crimson: Aren't I just the most benevolent soul you've ever seen? *laughs darkly*

I wish for something good to come on TV.

[AetherRose]

Granted, a half minute showing of the most heavenly thing EVER just came on, but you were too busy reading this to catch it.

I wish for a good lawyer, who is in no way wanting to kill me or harm me bodily, mentally, or spiritually.