Grant a wish.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted, but it happens to be on the metal dildo strapon that the Renamon about to assrape you is wearing.


I wish for...a boot to the head.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted!

Crimson: *places a boot full of chocolates gently atop of Guilmon's head* Merry Christmas!

I wish for something tasty to eat.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted! *pours chocolate and custard onto Flamedramon's feet* Now you can eat and torture innocent sexy dragons! ;)

[Sacchi]

You didn't wish...

I Wish nyx would just destroy the world...

PS: No. I'm NOT depressed =D

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Nyx destroys a microscopic world that none of us were even aware or care about. :P

I wish for a delicious pizza.

[Misty]

*poofs your favorite pizza right in front of you and a lifetime supply coupon of your favorite pizzas*

I wish to see Rammstein in concert and have backstage passes and everything.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! But first you have to get me more pizza. *points to all the empty pizza boxes* :P

I wish for a hover tank.

[Misty]

Okayyyyy... *poofs 4,084,826 pizzas* ....... BOOM!! Oh, you have a hover tank in the front yard.

I wish for our roommate to stop being lazy and a pothead.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! *hands Misty a whip* Violence is the answer to everything!

I wish for a target.

Crimson: *jumps into the hover tank and grins mischievously*

[Misty]

*plants huge targets on Walgreens stores everywhere* You'll have a field day with that; there are over 4,000 stores nationwide.. have at it. >:3

I wish it wasn't winter anymore