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**Disturbed** · 12-20-2009, 12:45 PM

Granted! But you have a Mac tower with a PC monitor!!

I wish for a new snow shovel

**Venin** · 12-20-2009, 12:51 PM

Granted, but it's been flattened.

I wish for a plasma screen TV.

**Disturbed** · 12-21-2009, 10:07 AM

Granted but its buried under ten feet of package peanuts

I wish I had boobs

**Crimson Fox** · 12-22-2009, 03:22 AM

Granted. They're larger than your head however.

I wish for lots of white snow.

**Disturbed** · 12-22-2009, 08:00 AM

Granted but its all inside your house.

Disturbed: *pushes his new gigantic boobs into Monica*

I wish for more wishes

**Crimson Fox** · 12-22-2009, 05:17 PM

Granted. However, they can't be used till the year 2676.

I wish for a pair of wings.

**Disturbed** · 12-23-2009, 11:22 AM

Granted but the wings are made of lead

I wish I had some Nyquil

AetherRose · 12-23-2009, 11:25 AM

Granted, but it's contaminated and puts you to sleep... forever.

I wish I had the power of invisibility, whether permanent or controllable :)

**Crimson Fox** · 12-24-2009, 10:43 AM

Granted! You now have the power to make your right foot invisible.

I wish for a robotic dragon pet.

AetherRose · 12-24-2009, 01:36 PM

Granted, it rapes your mother in the night and you get a little brother, whoo!

I wish for rust.