Grant a wish.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, then you wake up.
I wish for a pistol that kills all perverts!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it only kills vampire perverts...who are non existent.

I wish for a Ben 10 Alien Force lemon

[MagusKnight]

Granted, it goes as such:
Gwen and he brother, being humungasaur at the time, fucked really hard and he accidentally tore her in half. The end.
I wish for a piece of toast.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it's burnt to a crisp, I mean really burnt.

I wish Gwen fucked Kevin, not Ben...and Ben fuck Julie but NOT in alien form

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but you never see or hear or read about it.
I wish for a magical wand. You wouldn't break a little girl's dreams would yooooou? *quivering lip and puppy dog eyes*

[Ryan]

Granted. But it doesnt work.

I wish for doom amonst all non living and living things!

[MagusKnight]

Granted, it brought doom amongst all non living and living things!... in a 3 feet radius.
I wish for a tree.

[Ryan]

Granted but it kills you with posion powder.

I WISH FOR NOTHING

[MagusKnight]

Granted, you have now achieved pure nothingness, however your mind cannot conceive nothingness, and thus implodes.
I wish I could lose 10 more pounds.

[Ryan]

Granted but you gained 200 pounds.

I wish Magus would lose 3000 pounds!