Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but she forces you to watch Sex and the City every afternoon.

I wish for an Atari 2600.

[MagusKnight]

granted, but now you have bipolar disorder

I already have that.

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Granted, but it eats your sex organ.
I wish every naked guy and girl could have magical leaves floating over their inappropriate spots!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it eats up those bits

I wish clothes never existed

[MagusKnight]

Granted, now everyone wears extremely heavy armor that cannot be taken off. Human race dies from said idiocy.
I wish my first boyfriend would come back to me... I need him so much right now...

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but he has a smaller cock.

I wish I could see you Magus. :)

[MagusKnight]

granted, but he has a smaller cock.

I wish I could see you Magus. :)

That's a negative? I don't care about size, it's heart that matters.
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Wish granted, now you just have to get close enough for that wish to matter!
I wish the world would explode, killing ALL human beings.

[CloneWarrior]

Wish granted, but the afterlife is just like normal life but without sex.

I wish Magus' brother was 8 years older... XD

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, he's 8, but he looks a lot older.

I wish I have a hug with someone

[CloneWarrior]

Wish granted, but it's a porcupine.

I wish I could ahve an orgasm whenever I wanted to.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you can't control it so you orgasm WHEREVER you go. Damn that is wet pants

I wish I could talk to CloneWarrior