Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but most of those new nudists are old geezers.

Crimson: My eyes are burning!

I wish for soothing eye drops.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you get a burning sensation in the sac.

I wish I had a golf ball

[Masquerade]

Granted, but you have to fish it out of toilet that's out of order, but people used it anyways, knowing that they couldn't flush.

I wish I had MY Internet back!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

granted, but you've been downgraded to Dial Up


I wish i had a oingy boingy

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a large pig that goes oink falls onto you. It bounces too, making an "oingy bongy" sound each time.

Wish I could ride the Waves.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but it overlaps you and you drown.

I wish I could watch Benjamin Button again

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you must endure a viewing of the "Batman & Robin" movie as well.

I wish for a floating fortress.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it floats down into Niagara Falls.

I wish I had a pony

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but it's on fire.
I wish I could be a neko... with no negative physical side effects!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but now you have bipolar disorder

I wish I could finally have intimacy with a girl