Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but you get Zombie Lassie

I wish that I won't have insomnia

[Masquerade]

Granted, you have the opposite of insomnia and now all you can do is sleep until you die.

I wish vegetables tasted good.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now they all taste the same...like coconut.

I wish I had coconuts!

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the insides are rotten. XP

I wish bees couldn't sting people.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted...now Mosquitoes take over! AAAHH!!! BAD B-MOVIE MOSQUITOES!!

I wish the next person posting will be the victim XD

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I sidestep and they charge at you.

I wish Disney would make a cool new movie.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, it's High School Musical 4, with different actors.

I wish Kenny Ortega dies. (That's the director or HSM)

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, too bad his zombie returns to direct another of those movies. Ugh.

I wish my PC wouldn't break down so much.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it comes to life and EATS U!!

I wish I could have a kiss from Megan Fox

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but her mouth actually keeps sucking you until your head vanishes into her mouth, followed by your entire body that goes down to her belly! She was cannibale omg!

I wish I knew if I had a tame fetish at all.