Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you get a full frontal lobotomy. Now nothing is annoying, or entertaining, or sexy, or fun, or well anything.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it eats your leg for a chew toy

I wish I had a pet velociraptor.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but it rips you apart violently, limb from limb.

I wish there were no such thing as hurricanes.

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but typhoons still exist.

I wish that i did not get fat from eating food

[Masquerade]

Granted, but you can still get heart disease and diabetes.

I wish the ocean wasn't salty.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, not it's sweet, however, this causes lobsters dominate the sea world and they'll eat us with hot butter after they've become the superior race of the planet. OH THE HORROR!

I wish they at least keep cooking french fries.

[Masquerade]

Granted, of course. Here, I'll make it better. The french fries will always be hot. Now the bad side: they're too hot to eat!! (1,000 degrees Fahrenheit) Now no one can have french fries!! Mwa ha haha hahahhahahhahah!!

I wish everyone in the world used the same currency: Gil.

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but u don't have any.

I wish i had 1,000,000 U.S. Dollars

[Masquerade]

Granted, but inflation reduces the value of U.S. currency and $1 million now becomes the same as $1.00.

I wish fleas didn't exist.

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but the population of mosquitos double

I wish i have a pet collie... maybe even Lassie