Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now ur the Incredibly.....Dumb Hulk, you dunno how to fight!

I wish I am Iron Man

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the second you try to fly, you fly straight into a thick, metal wall and become stuck forever.

I wish nothing could smell bad.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now everything smells like flowers...and gives us all headaches.

I wish for peace!!

[Masquerade]

Granted, but things are so peaceful, that everyone in the world wants to live in one place so they all move to your town and now everything is crowded. Hey, at least there's no more conflict, right?

I wish there weren't so many ways that a person could die.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now there is one way to die, and that is at the same time.

I wish California didn't have Preposition 8!

[Masquerade]

Granted, but now there is Proposition 9 that forbids people from eating dessert in the state of California. NO SWEETS FOR YOU!!

I wish cigarettes weren't addictive.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now it makes you go Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....

I wish I could go to the bathroom

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the toilet breaks and overflows and the water won't stop flowing until your entire home is flooded with nasty toilet water.

I wish I had a scythe.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you have to use it to harvest fields of wheat for 18 hour days 7 days a week for $0.02 an hour.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of mountain dew.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it comes down your stairs and you drown in it for not opening the windows like you were asked earlier.

I wish chores wouldn't be so annoying.