Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Disturbed's kitty still watches you do... stuff.

I wish I didn't have such a perversed mind. I WANT AN EVEN MORE PERVERSED ONE MWAHAHAHAHA!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but ur so perverse that you strip in public just to jack.

I wish that I could streak freely

[Masquerade]

Granted, but government officials now follow you everywhere with black pieces of paper to censor you.

I wish someone would make a good horror movie. (If anyone is wondering about that Quarantine movie that just came out: don't waste your money; it was horrible...)

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but government officials now follow you everywhere with black pieces of paper to censor you.

I wish someone would make a good horror movie. (If anyone is wondering about that Quarantine movie that just came out: don't waste your money; it was horrible...)

Granted, but what you think is bad is what everyone else thinks is good, IT'S QUARANTINE!

[The Big Bad Rav]

Magus has no wish?! WHERE'S THE WISH!!??

[ILoveToth]

Granted, i have the wish
(I know technically there was no wish, but we have to keep it doing somehow)

I wish that hot and steamy pizza that just came out of the oven, and that it has a special sause on it.

[PsionicMaster]

Granted, but the special sauce is made of poop and it hot enough to burn the rest of the pizza.

I wish that this wish didn't come true. Try and un-paradox that one.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the dung becomes your prison for the rest of the wish.

I wish that little ball in Psionic's avy would recover from that coma. It's been like that ever since May :(

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now it suffers from intense seizures.

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Mai]

Granted, now you have no head! ^^

I wish my hair was naturally green...