Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now we have all new mosquitoes, more deadly more sinister, it's from a B-movie!!

I wish I could meet Tobin Bell right now.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the moment you two meet, you have a heart attack from the excitement.

I wish California would break off of the mainland United States.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but now Arnie won't be governor, that would be George W. Bush

I wish I was living in Palo Alto, California

[Masquerade]

Granted, but when you get there, there is a huge earthquake that destroys your home and all of your possessions.

I wish cheesecake wasn't so unhealthy.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted, now it instantly kills you.

I wish Bush had an Afro.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it soon spreads into a disease of afros to everyone.

I wish I had a golf club

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you're its only member and you spend your life trying to create a perfect being made of sticks and balls, only for it later magically coming to life and eating you.

I wish my imagination wasn't so active.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now ur a zombie!!

I wish I could have a shopping trip with my vampire counterpart Alice Cullen. :D

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, he/she/it sucks your blood until you die though, and your ghoul self is shot down by me.

I wish I wouldn't be so cool, I feel a bit selfish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted!

Crimson: *fires an ice water ray at DMX, causing him to revert to plushie form* There you go, now you're cute instead of cool.

I wish I could take over the world.