Grant a wish.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but you get severely raped by another resistance member.

I wish I could tell what other people were thinking.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, although this means you will get the complaints of the old hags, and your head will explode after so much nonsense in such an annoying tone of voice.

I wish for a large blueberry pie.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the blueberries are rotten and you get stomach cancer.

I wish video games were a little cheaper.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but making them at least a bit cheaper causes the gaming industry to go bankrupt, so now we have a regression and have to start all over with the FES (Family Entertainment System) and we'll have no Mario, Adventure Island or Ice Climber. (T_T)

I wish for BioMetals to be real.

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but now they are not even fake.

I wish that what Obama and MaCain promises will actually come true.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but McCain is gonna lose, HOORAY OBAMA!

I wish I could meet up with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson....Mmm...Robert....

[ILoveToth]

(Yah HORRAY FOR OBAMA)

Granted, but they hate you and want to kill you

I wish i had a beautiful, smart, perfect girlfriend

[Masquerade]

Granted, but "she" used to be a man.

I wish the moon was always full.

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but then everyone, i repeat EVERYONE, becomes crazy forever.

I wish that i didn't have braces anymore

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the second the braces come off, all of your teeth fall out. Now you have to wear dentures.

I wish that ordinary people could space travel and not just astronauts.