Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but all are old grannies and grandpas.

I wish for a girlfriend...

[Ghostiemon]

granted
she is esxactly like your mother
i wish i was at home arther tham school

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted. You now attend 24 hours of Home-School.

I wish I could be- an all powerful GENIE!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you're stuck in a small lamb and forced to live in a cave in the center of the bermuda triangle until someone frees you.

I wish I had a pizza box that constantly refills itself.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted. But your sister claims it as her own.

I wish for power!

[Shadowknight]

Granted! *Hands you an old copy of nintendo power with Super mario brothers 2 on the cover*

I wish I had a kitty.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted. But it seems to have boundless hatred for your crotch, and will attack it at any givven time.

I wish for that kitty!

[Shadowknight]

AHHHHH!!! *Starts punching cat* HE'S YOURS!! *Rips cat off crotch and throws it at Loki*

I wish I had a new pair of pants.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted, but they're wayyyy too tight.

I wish for world avarice!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since I have no clue what that means here's a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head.



I wish I had a pancake.