Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you're castrated now.

I wish people would stop wishing without thinking.

[Kalyx]

Granted, now we have Communism.

I wish I had sisters when I was growing up.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you had mine and I was only born child. YAY!

Dot: Hey!!

Dot: I wish for a more comprehensive brother...

[The Mercenary]

Granted, but he dies and DMX become your brother again.

I wish to travel around the world.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted your first stop is Barney Land and next is Teletubies' Harem, enjoy the one-go travel!

I wish there was a Wishmaster remake.

[Kalyx]

Another one...? Isn't three sequels enough?...UGH!

I wish I had a real genie to grant wishes..like Jeannie.

[The Mercenary]

NOOOOO!!! *grabs a shotgun out of his poket and start shooting to the teletibies* Take this you freaking bastards!!!

Granted, and it's Jennie itself but she comes with me to a room.

I wish another computer so I can play LAN games.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it allows you to play Super Mario All-Stars remake with Chuck Norris in it. The game durates thirty seconds.

I wish Chuck Norris' jokes weren't so repetitive.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you and smacks you flying because he's losing his fame.

Kurtz: I wish I had a surprise...

[The Mercenary]

Granted, it's a cake full of furry girls but they are not "true" girls.

I wish I could see all the anime I want.