Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted...you're looking at her...

I wish Gol was here..I really miss him..

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, he stays for half a second and aliens abduct him. You go into a race against time and aliens to save him in a very tight leotard.

I wish the wish I grant to Misty didn't involve her getting into tight clothes. I WANT MINISKIRTS!!

[Misty]

Ummm...........not granted..how about we turn back time...?

I wish my cousin wasn't such a perv...at only 13 years of age.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, he's been a perv since 8.

I wish Ebon and Misty would have a yuri scene.

[Kurtz]

Granted. but it causes everyone, including you, to have killer nosebleeds.

I wish for no mass killings by nosebleeds.

[Misty]

Granted, but uhh...there will be mass killings by dismemberment

I wish summer vacation was here. I hate school

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted but you must spend it with one of your most horrible teachers

I wish for shoes that fit! >_<

[Misty]

Granted, but they're really ugly!!

I wish Gol's mom would f*cking pay for the internet.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted but its a 56K modem....

CHEAPSKATE!

I wish i had a renamon plushie!

[Misty]

Heee I'll be nice. *hands you a life-sized Rena plushie*

I wish for a Garurumon plushie!!