Grant a wish.

[Kalyx]

Granted, but now you have the flu. (I'm not going to go into what that involves. Ugh!)

I wish someone would make another "good" Aliens movie or a Thing sequel.

[Misty]

Granted, but it's a true life story.

I wish I was in California right now...my spring break sucks at the moment.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but California's been completely infected with the T virus. And now you're a Jill cameo! HAWT!

I mean- I wish it goes on raining for today.

[Misty]

Granted, but it turns into golf ball sized hail..

I wish it would STOP snowing...it's April...it shouldn't be snowing.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the snow comes here and I kill everybody with snow headshots. MWAHAHAH!

I wish I wasn't such a good shooter.

[Kalyx]

Granted, now everyone you hang around with has to wear Kevlar.

I wish the weather would make up its mind. *UGH!!! Snowing and sleeting here.*

[Misty]

Granted!!!!

I wish it was next summer.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it's a one day summer.

I wish there was an easier way to get fresh ice.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it costs you a pie

I wish we had our old pie jokes back.

[DragonMasterX]

Can't grant that. Not till the original Gunter comes back.

I wish I had a new inspiration source.