Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you have to pay 100 dollars a week to have it

I wish for new ideas

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, check this out:

Granted but its served all over Ebon's ass....isnt that just awfull!!!

DMX: This is *Munchs* yeah *munch* Your right *lick* I can't *lick* believe how you could *munch* do this *munch* In a million years *lick*

Dot: What are you doing?

DMX: Eating cheesecake.

Dot: With silverware and not with your claws? That's so better for your manners! *Clasps claws together in happiness* Awww!

Director: CUT! *Hops from his tall seat* What the hell just happened here?

DMX: I'm hungry?

Director: But you are supposed to be eating her out!

DMX: I have her in my claws.

Dot: She means Ebon.

DMX: Oh *Drops the cheesecake to the floor* Here I go then! *Pounces Ebon from behind*

Director: WAIT! I gotta give the order to start first and!

DMX: *Starts forcefully rimming Ebon and her cake covered rear*

Dot: Well, you lost him already.

Director: It was worth to try, care for a soda?

Dot: Sure!

I wish I had a summary of this act. ;)

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you don't get to read it, write it out, experience it, and you must give Dot half your wages for the financial year.

I wish I wasn't so cruel.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted and you now are head patroniser for samaritans


I wish i had a handgun

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it backfires.

I wish for a gum factory.

[Erethzium]

ding. now you need the ingredients to make the gum, and the workers, and the money to pay them all.

i wish for an infinite amount of furries

[Kurtz]

Granted. You have tons of male asses in your face, but then Vook suddenly comes and saves you.

I wish you could grant me time to spend with Dot.

[Erethzium]

Ding! *superglues Dot to kurtz*

i wish i could stop saying Ding! all the time.

[Kurtz]

Granted. Now you can say it to the WoW people only.

I wish this superglue allowed an erection to happen XD

[Erethzium]

Indeed! it does.

and BTW your hand is superglued to Dot.

Tiff: what have you done this time???

Me: um...nothing nothing ^_^; *hides superglue behind back*

i wish i could teleport to anywhere at will