Grant a wish.

[Calibremon]

Granted, but it'll reboot as soon as it installs World XP sp2

I wish I could off of something other than ramen for a change.

[Disturbed]

Granted but now you only get rice bowls

I wish for my sword to get here sooner

[Misty]

Granted, but it breaks on the way there.

I wish I had some Go-Gurt.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's gooseberry flavored.

I wish for an assault rifle.

Crimson: I need to clear some zombies out of my basement...or were they Redead? *scratches his head*

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but it fires only blanks...

I wish for a 50 cal. rifle...

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the trigger is missing.

I wish for loyal dragon minions.

[Calibremon]

Granted, but like all good minions... They're pretty frickin' stupid.

I wish for a balisong.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but it's rusty...

I wish for a golf ball gun...

[Misty]

Granted, but it backfires and gives you a black eye

I wish these damn exams were over!!
I am soooo stressed from them!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but messing with the time space continuum kind of changed the future.



Neo-Ceaser: At last, we have discovered the cure to all...

*potential future erased*

I wish for hover boots.