Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted, but the game totally sucks.

I wish it was summer already.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the sudden climate change causes untold destruction to rage across the globe. Thanks for dooming us all.

I wish I had a clone.

OOC: Please read the new announcement on the board.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, he is exactly like u in every way, 1/8 your size....

I wish there was Host Club in my school....

[Disturbed]

Granted but your not allowed in it

I wish for chopstix

[Misty]

Granted, but you cut your throat trying to eat with them

I wish there was something appetizing in the pantry and/or fridge.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, there's a banana with whipped cream on the tip and two apples next to the other end of the fruit.

I wish I wasn't such a perv.

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead your and obsessive poker that gets on everyones nerves and make an annoying sitcom after you that only lasts one season

I wish for an animated series made after me

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, 'Felix's and Disturbed's Misadventures' is created, starring Disturbed as Felix's bag.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

[Misty]

Granted, but you will never sleep again.

I wish for a kitten!

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted...

Chivaja: KITTEN!!! KITTEN KITTEN KITTEN KITTEN KITTEN!!!! YAY!!!!

I wish I could make the world end right now