Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but your bird comes and bothers you instead

I wish I had another pepsi

[Misty]

Granted, but it's coke instead

I wish for a kitten

[Disturbed]

Granted but its so cute that it licks your face

I wish for you to enjoy

[Misty]

Granted!! ^_^

I wish you had a husky.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I get licked all over my face

I wish I could get just Photoshop CS

[Misty]

Granted, but it sucks :-p

I wish I was in Cali already...I can't stand it here anymore.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted! You're in Gol's House!!

I wish the Singapore army was gone...

[Misty]

Granted, but the US army comes after you

I wish for more Ice Breakers.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they rot your teeth.

I wish for the powers of a dragoon.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Ada gets them too..Mage + Dragoon powers = Ownage :P

I wish there was a DaD videa game :P