Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted, but it falls apart

I wish parents weren't so strict about internet these days...

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, now they don't care about u...

I wish that scientology is no more....

[Misty]

Granted, but then History is the only thing..

I wish I wasn't sick...

[Kurtz]

Granted, but someone else is.

Nath: *sighs*

I wish for darkness to consume Wales quicker.

[Misty]

Granted, but you will have to live in Scotland.

I wish my bagel had cream cheese...

[Disturbed]

Granted but its garlic cream cheese

I wish I had some toast

[Misty]

Granted, but it's burnt to a crisp

I wish I could download these damn songs! >_<

[Disturbed]

Granted but you get caught with pirating charges

I wish there were more rock bands good ones

[Misty]

Granted, but they die 2 weeks after they come out.

I wish my dad would stop chewing my ear off x_x

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead he chews on your shoe

I wish dogs would stop doing that