Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Grantred, but it's second hand and the game u get is pacman

I wish that the french didn't have such huge egos

[Disturbed]

Granted but now the Russians are just as bad though

I wish I have Photoshop CS

[Misty]

Granted, but it isn't as cool as you thought it would be.

I wish people were online dammit

[Disturbed]

Granted but now there are too many people on now

I wish I could go to go to the Super Bowl

[Misty]

Granted, but it gets ruined by a stampede of elephants

I wish I was in Cali...so warm Lol :-p j/k GOL!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get stuck in slow motion by accidentally stepping onto the wrong beach.

I wish I was in california for a taping of bay watch

[Disturbed]

Granted but all you see is David Hasslehoff

I wish I had a Michigan Wolverines shirt

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's slashed into ribbons.

I wish a shop with pepsi was open today.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its hard to find one when the Rose Bowl is on

I wish I was at the Rose Bowl

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's not there. It was moved.

I wish for evil to exist.