Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted, but someone else gets their revenge..

I wish...

Adult Swim was on right now.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its on the second round of shows

I wish for icecream...being eating by a clown...while someone plants a bomb in his pants

[DragonMasterX]

GRANTED!!! I'LL MAKE THE HONOURS!!

I wish to have a gumball.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its covered in Ebon's juices..you dont that..XD

I wish there there was a car being driven by a guilmdon blindfolded over a bridge that was about to collapse

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the powerpuff girls save him.

I wish Ebon would be near here.

[Disturbed]

Granted but shes already naked..oh isnt that a shame

Ebon: *appears in a very sexy elf's costume* Hey DMXie..wanna deck my halls

I wish that wasnt corny

[Kurtz]

Granted, but instead the person saying it is locked away.

Kurtz: Overrated~~

I wish for no key.

[Lonely Werewolf]

Faiz : Granted. *speak some magic words and the key disappeared.

I wish I lost contact with others forever.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then you get worry from me.

Kurtz : Uhh.... d-did something happen? *looks at Faiz quietly*

I wish for a door. XD

[Lonely Werewolf]

Faiz : Granted. There's a door in front of you. I will be going away, and you will receive no message from me.

I wish I stepped out of door.