Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: KATT MOVE!!

Katt: *Jumps off Disturbed*

*Large hockey players rush in and smash Disturbed into a wall*

Hockey player: CHECK!!

Shadow: I wish I had an instant replay.

[Disturbed]

Granted *in slow-mo replay it shows Disturbed leaping over the group of hockey players and letting them hit the wall instead*

Disturbed: Woot!!

I wish for booze

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I won't spam it up for you.

Kurtz: *grabs his own jug and dances around* Na-na-na-ni-na-na, na-na-ni-naaa!

I wish for words.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but I must remove all the sound in the world to do so

I wish that I had a good little slave

[Kurtz]

Granted, and she's really nice to you, too.

I wish Dorothy was here. X3

[Gol22]

Granted! but...you have to wait till tomarrow.... ):

I wish i could fly a fighter jet!

[Disturbed]

Granted but you accidently fly over unfreindly airspaces

I wish for some peace and quiet.

[Gol22]

Granted, but you will be in that quiet room foreva!

I wish i had plenty of spare time with the girls ^-^

[Disturbed]

Granted but they charge you

I wish for some pepsi

[Gol22]

Granted, but its hot

I wish no one was able to tell me what to do.