Grant a wish.

[Misty]

Granted, but it gets thrown in your face..

I wish someone would talk to me on messenger...I'm bored.

[Disturbed]

Granted but I was already on it

I wish for a cool new greatsword

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's shattered.

Tieya: *sighs*

I wish for a drink, I'm thirsty. X3

[Disturbed]

Granted but I drank it first

Silver: Whats up Tieya? *wags his tail*

I wish for a walky talky

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's broken on one end thanks to this random guy.

Tieya: *sighs deeply* Can you guess, Silver..?

I wish for a mutating sword.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the sword mutates to your arm

Silver: *rubs the back of his head* Its my brother isnt it?

I wish for some amps

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they don't work.

Tieya: *puts her head in her claws* And yet... he promised to me after the last time... I hate him...

I wish for nothingness.

[Disturbed]

Granted but nothingness is something

Silver: Look at the bright side..you're free now. You can do whatever you want. You're no longer chained down to what you can do.

I wish for a guitar signed by Lamb of God

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you can't play the strings on the guitar, making it just a decorative item.

Tieya: BRIGHT SIDE?! *she growls* The only other person who likes me is DMX, and I really only yiff him as a thanks! Disturbed was the only person I truly loved, and now he went FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME AND SCREWED IT ALL UP! I HATE HIM!! I FUCKING HATE HIM! *gowls for a few more seconds, before she starts to tear*

I wish for some sort of serum.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it takes away all of your dragon powers.

Monica: *blinks* I only had dinner, a movie, and a brief cuddle with him, nothing over the line....unless he did something else... *sighs*

I wish for a magic carpet.