Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you lose your own and the somebody else.

Kurtz: *blink*

I wish for a bucket of cold water.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *Pours a huge bucket of ice water on Kurtz* There.

I wish for a sand castle.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I crush it.

I wish you had played Drakengard 2.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, since I don't understand Meteor comes over the earth.

I wish you cast Holy, heh heh.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but instead I cast Holy and kill the Sephiroth clone to unleash Lifestream too.

I wish that worked this time around before destroying everything.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll unbreak the seal of Ultima and you'll have so much power you'll explode.

I wish explosions didn't cost us so much.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but they don't do as much as well :P

I wish I did not goof FC

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you goof everything else instead.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it sets your entire lab on fire

I wish for fire extinguishers

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're the joke version.

Zorromon: Fire, huh. *sprays the extinguisher and paper snakes fly out, spreading the flames* Damn you, Crimson!

I wish for good luck.