Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Saphire stays up with you

Saphire: *murs under the kisses*

I wish for a BIG bottle of pepsi

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you starve to death

I wish you could rest in peace

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I WON'T DIE!

*silence*

I wish for heaven to come collapsing down on fools.

[Disturbed]

Wish not granted you cannot wish for someon elses demise!! Says the genie handbook.

I wish people would read the rules

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but no one care about the dam rules

I wish that George Bush jr. was dead

[Disturbed]

Granted but it was only his android replica

I wish for a Lamb of God concert in my front lawn

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is done by inposter

I wish I had another girlfriend

[Disturbed]

Granted but the your current girlfriend get into a fight with your second girlfriend.

I wish for a pogo stick

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you jump so high that when you fall down you broke your neck

I wish Disturbed would sing the song "I will survive" as he is taken to the hospital

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead I sing Sickened by Disturbed it would be a bit more fitting

I wish for Tieya to be my nurse