Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but she is fat

I wish for some cheese and crackers

[Kurtz]

Granted, *summons an entire city of them* enjoy.

I wish Dot would forgive Kurtz, rofl.....

[Disturbed]

Granted but I dont know what for

I wish to know

[Kurtz]

Granted, Kurtz... well.... *points to the recent posts in Expansion RPG* He wanted to do that with Dot thanks to his hormones when he got back.....

I wish that she did.

[Disturbed]

Granted but she ends up doing it without you (sorry XD)

I wish things will work out

[Kurtz]

Granted, they work out and become like they were before.

I wish for a good sleep tonight... >.<

[Disturbed]

Granted but Saphire has to sleep with you (isnt it horrible)

Saphire: *hops into your bet with her pjs on*

I wish for you to cuddle her like a teddy bear. And if you're anyone else besides Nath she will kill you right on the spot

[Kurtz]

Nath: *sweat-drops at hearing that and cuddles her dearly and tightly to him, while smiling softly* Granted.... mrrrrr....

I wish that iron would appear.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Ooff!! *gets hit in the head with an iron support beam* But it hits me

Saphire: He didnt mean that..*cuddles Nath warmly*

I wish for no brain damage

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you instead get a terrible headache which refuses to go away.

I wish you had a good aspirin.