Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he comes in a penguin suit

I wish to be a clown so I can scare people

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Billy will come and slice you in half with a scythe.

I wish that joke wouldn't get old.

[Disturbed]

Granted but actually thats the first time I heard it :P

I wish pie would fall from the sky

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, a giant pie crust falls on top of you.

I wish for a complete pie.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you must eat it with no hands

I wish for a DaD pie eating contest!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but our stomachs explode long before there is a decided winner.

Ada: I wish for a new magic staff. *shows her former staff, burnt almost to ashes* A spell backfired. *sighs*

[Disturbed]

Granted: For teaching my sister so much I give you Staff of Hale Magefire http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?witem=13000

I wish Ada enjoys her new Magestaff

[Crimson Fox]

Ada: Granted. *twirls around her new staff as it glows a mild green* Hmmm, not bad, thank you Disturbed. *smiles a little*

I wish for something nice would happen to Disturbed.

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: Granted but I give it to Saphire..hey shes my sis
Saphire: Awww thankies *huggles Disturbed*

I wish something good happens for Monica

[Shadowknight]

Granted.

Shadow: Hey Monica, I'm single.

I wish she'd talk to me.