Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the crystals are unstable and turn into liquid

I wish for the Tigers to Win the World Series

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the Lions eat them before that happens.

I wish people learnt how to do things I want faster.

[Disturbed]

Granted but they do it so fast that they forget how to do it properly so its only half done.

I wish people would always consider quality of quantity

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the trinity of the SDP's post counts get halved. The other member's posts are reduced to 1.

I wish for you to do something funny.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you don't get to see it.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Disturbed]

Granted *picks up Shady and hands him to Shadow* There you go

I wish people would keep track of their dog better

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the only thing you keep track of is their... presents.

I wish I got a job for this summer.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the only job available is 3rd Shift working at a food packaging company where nearly all of your coworkers speak a language that you dont know

I wish everybody spoke the same language

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they all speak it badly and are not able to understand what they say.

I wish I had vanilla ice-cream for Saph.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but she's allergic and want's my strawberry icecream instead.

Shady: *Jumps up and eats the ice cream*

Shadow: Darnit Shady, that was for Saph.

I wish I had another Ice cream cone.