Grant a wish.

[Casey the furry one]

To late your already dead

I wish you were alive and gotamon was no longer mad at you

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but now she's mad at you for no apparent reason.

I wish for a camera to capture the ensuing blood shed.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but the camera is from the 1800 hundreds

CWeredragon: Gatomon calm down please

Gotamon: *Still approuching with her claws out* I will get you asswhipe

CWeredragon: Umm ahh Shadow killed Veemon please don't hurt m *as he wets himself

Gotamon: *Looks at Shadow and sees Veemon limp body at his feet* Die Shadow

I wish that Gotamon got to butcher a dumby of Shadow

[Shadowknight]

Granted, KAWARIMI NO JUTSU! *Grabs CW and puts him in his place a split second before Gatomon pounces*

I wish I could use jutsu in real world.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it doesn't work very well since you can't control your chakra.

I wish for a mountain fortress.

[Disturbed]

Granted its a mountain fortress made of pie

I wish nobody eats it

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it begins to rot before falling apart.

I wish for a good pizza.

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *walks in with a fresh cheese pizza wearing her flamey apron* Here Crimson *hands him his fresh pizza*

Saphire: I wish that you would enjoy ^.^

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it won't be the pizza I'll enjoy.

I wish for an NC-17 room to appear.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's locked and the key is nowhere to be found.

I wish for Thor's Hammer.