Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you're stabbed several hundred times by Nath.

I wish you couldn't revive yourself.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I can't die so I don't need to.

I wish I could blow up earth.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now you must wander space alone.

I wish for the Master Materia.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you can't equip it cause your weapon and armor have 0 spaces.

I wish I had the lionheart gunblade.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I come along, snatch it, and return it to Squall.

I wish you had both the Buster Sword and Lionheart gunblade.

[Shadowknight]

DUAL WIELD!! *Falls on the ground from trying to hold Cloud's sword in one hand*

I wish I had the strength to carry that sword in one hand.

[Kurtz]

Granted, since you are the boss of the SDP, you gain immense strength.

I wish you went to carry them.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he walks under a magnet cranes and gets grabbed by it hanging by the sword's hilt.

I wish I had a cloaking device like they have in Ghost in a Shell

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you won't be able to see or feel yourself.

I wish I didn't have school today.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then I have to go into work if you do..... life is cruel.

I wish you actually didn't have school at all.