Grant a wish.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but there is no life on it

I wish that life is on earth agian

[amaterasu]

Granted but it's all fungi

I wish we were all on earth again

[Casey the furry one]

Can not bring back the dead

I wish my girlfried did not cum on my laptop. :oops:

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, she'll cum in mine, then I'll slurp it.

I wish the girls I brought home did that, too.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then they'll never speak to you again and spread rumours about you.

I wish that they would ignore the rumours.

[Disturbed]

Granted instead they'll notice her wet snatch instead

I wish for a new car

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a lemon.

I wish for a lemon.

[Disturbed]

Granted *hands Shadow a piece of paper* get to writing

I wish I knew what a lemon has to do with a new car

[Shadowknight]

Granted, when the term lemon is apllied to a car it means the car is an utter piece of useless crap that's not even worth the change in the ashtray.

I wish for a sudoku puzzle to solve.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you have to do it in the dark (Never used that term before :P)

I wish for a sucker