Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted *tosses Nath a Hallz*

I wish that works

[Kurtz]

Granted. Thanks for these.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[Disturbed]

Granted...me too *kicks chair*

I wish for a freak accident at your workplace so you dont have to go.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but because of the freak accident you get fired.

I wish thath I had a bit of pudding pie.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! *throws a pudding pie at your face* Pie may require reassembly.

I wish for an airship.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's the one from FFIX that can't fly without mist.

I wish for a plane.

[Disturbed]

Granted *folds a piece of paper into a paper plane* There you go ^.^

I wish for a submarine

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's one of those toy ones that runs on baking soda.

I wish for a soda.

[Disturbed]

Granted *tosses Shadow a cream soda*

I wish the 97 Wolverines could have played the 97 Cornhuskers to decide who was the real National Champs, having to split a title is just stupid

[amaterasu]

Granted,no one wins

I wish I knew what that was about.