Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted they landed in your house

I wish they didnt go off

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they get thrown into the next door neighbors house and blow up.

I wish they didn't blame me.

[Disturbed]

Granted but the blame it on Slashmon

I wish he would turn himself in

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! *Runs off*

I wish he'd be found innocent.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he gets charged with several other charges instead

I wish he would just break loose

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get charged with aiding a felon and during the persecution they forget about Slash.

I wish for you to get a good lawyer.

[Disturbed]

Granted...wait theres no such thing as a good lawyer

I wish they made a mistake

[Shadowknight]

Granted, they charge you with murder instead of a parking ticket.

I wish for it to be 3rd degree. Or whichever the less severe one is.

[Disturbed]

Granted..3rd degree would be accidently 2nd degree would be you didnt plan to kill anyone but you did 1st degree is your plan was to actually kill that one person or person(s)

I wish for a pepsi

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Granted... what?

Slashmon: No evil twist?

Shadow: Pepsi on it's own is evil enough.

I wish for a dew.