Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the IRS takes it all but .05 cents.

I wish for a nickle, a shiny nickle.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's so shiny it blinds you.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to snap a pic of Infini for my sig >.<

[Disturbed]

Granted but the picture has poor quality

I wish I had more soda

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's 50 years old and flat as a plate.

I wish for a turkey!

[Disturbed]

Granted the turkey pecks your eye out

I wish you the turkey was dead

[Shadowknight]

GRANTED!! *Punts the turkey into the sun*

I wish I had my eyes back, only they had the Sharingan!

[Disturbed]

Granted *opens a portal and pulls Sasake out*
Sasake: Hey what are you doing!!
Sorry I need this *digs into his eye and pulls it out*
Sasake: *dead*
*tosses him back into the portal* There you go

I wish it was a bit cleaner

[Shadowknight]

Wish what was cleaner? *Feels around on the ground* OH! Here they are, *Picks up two cherry bombs and sticks them in the sockets*

Itchy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Shadow: I wish I knew what was so funny, and why it's so dark.

[Disturbed]

Granted....*lights the two cherry boms*

I wish I had a camera

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Rips out the eyeballs* These things suck, *Throws them away and sticks in his original ones*

I wish I knew where those landed.