Grant a wish.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted

I wish never have the arge to drink agian.

[Disturbed]

Granted but your urge to drink is replaced for hunger

I wish my job interview goes well tomarrow

[Casey the furry one]

Grated it goes great

I wish that I had me and my girlfriend were back togher agian

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but she's got a baby now and you have to take care of it.

I wish I could smash stuff like the hulk.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you also want to smash your family as well....

I wish for an ancient coin.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but it is wrothless on the open market.

I wish that I had a nuke

[Kurtz]

Granted, but if you fire it, it will immediately home in on you and kill you.

I wish to know why I'm making this wish that would lead to another wish and the wish after that.

[Casey the furry one]

Grated we are a bunch of genies rubbing each other lamps

I wish that I become the smartest person in the world.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they dissect your brain to find out how you're so smart.

I wish for a dirtbike.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted here is a bike made out of dirt

I wish that water would get dumped on the bike.