Grant a wish.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted Dmx is not piss. he gets ahead

Oh Genie I wish for to become death incarnet

[Kurtz]

Genie of the Lamp: HOHOHO! Sure, my lad! *whispers in his ear* Want anything else while you're at it, short stuff?

Kurtz: Granted, but now the angels wanna kill you.

I wish I didn't transform into plushy mode two seconds ago.

P-Kurtz: *waves his tiny claws around*

[Casey the furry one]

Wish not granted I do not grant wish to plushies sorry

I wish that the US goverment is destroyed and rebuild anew.

[Disturbed]

Granted but its rebuilt exactly the way it was before

I wish Dot's school would have a freak accident and not go to school (nothing violent like the school gets filled with green jello :P)

[Casey the furry one]

Granted the school is filled with bread pudding.

I wish I was the son of ZEUS.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you get taken out of the god's palace.

I wish that while the school is filled with jello she talks to Kurtz. *pokes tongue out*

[Disturbed]

Granted but her ears are filled with jello she cant here you

I wish the jello would go away

[Kurtz]

Granted, it's all gone.

Now I wish Dot would make Kurtz her slave. *laughs*

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but I reversed the wish...sorry next time speak clearer....

I wish for some snow to appear at the window...

[Kurtz]

Granted, I'm the one causing it.

Kurtz: *waves from outside LG's window*

I wish I could edit that wish.