Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted that means your also Immune to Rena Sauce

I wish for a plushy ray gun

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it only works on plushies.

I wish my computer would run faster.

[Kurtz]

Granted but in the progress you lose out in graphics on games.

I wish you did have a fast computer.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's so fast it slows down other computers.

I wish I had a crimson whelpling pet. I spent almost 4 hours yesterday killing dragons trying to get it.

Note: 7k!!

[Disturbed]

Granted but you accidently trash it as soon as you got it. 40g down the hole!

I wish for a fortune cookie

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I took your fortune out of it.

Kurtz: CONGRATS, BOSS! *does the FF7 Victory Tune and summons hundreds of Aquarivamon*

Tieya: *blinks* What's this about?
Kurtz: Congratulating Shadow on 7K posts.
Tieya: You boys think too slow, I knew that already. *points to the Aquarivamon* I meant them.
Kurtz: Oh.

I wish Shadow got this gift.

[Disturbed]

Granted...ah what the hell freeby!!!

I wish Shadow gets some extra lovin

[Kurtz]

Granted...

Tieya: Do I get to follow him to the NC-17 room and give him a treat?
Kurtz: *jaw drops* What?
Tieya: Or maybe I should go to one with that cutie I saw! *giggles* I really like DMX! Wonder where he is now?
Kurtz: Sleeping..... *sweat-drops*

I wish Tieya would make up her mind.

[Disturbed]

Granted and Saphire goes with her Threesome for DMX

I wish for a fish in a dish

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the fish is just an engravement into the dish.

I wish I knew something.