Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now they must visit Wales. Mufah.

I wish that actually happened for you.

[DJ Rocket]

Granted, I get to meet WWE champ John Cena and Tommy Dreamer.

I wish I could have an orgy with Rika, T.K. and Kari. XD

[Disturbed]

Granted but you get caged up and are forced to watch them have one without you

I wish I could watch Slipknot play Before I Forget Live

[Kurtz]

Granted, you get a free teleport from me to see them Live.

I wish Tieya stopped bugging me.

Tieya: I WANNA WRITE A PROFILE! *shakes Kurtz around the room*
Kurtz: GAH! HELP!

[DJ Rocket]

Done, but now she is annoying your family members.

I wish i was in Soul Calibur.

[Disturbed]

Granted your the lame guy that no one seems to want to play

I wish David Williams never died

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Nightmare PWNS you so hard you can't stand up for a month.

I wish you were able to beat him.

[Disturbed]

Granted I cant beat him because I dont know who he is (sorry XD )

[DJ Rocket]

Disturbed: Granted, but he has supernatural powers and the first thing he does is take your immortal soul.

DKK: Granted, I take down Nightmare and later, Inferno. Now I hold Soul Edge and Soul Calibur.

I wish I could have sex with Taki. She is so fine. XD.

Rocket: Jumping... breasts... feel... overwhelmed...
T.K.: Bro... *waves hand in Rocket's face.*

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Kurtz wants to help you yiff her as well.

I wish you allowed him to.