Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but Guilmon wants it back

I wish for some gold

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's fool's gold.

I wish for a lephrechaun.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish someone would notice I haven't done something in a while.

[Disturbed]

Granted and no one cares

I wish for a 1987 Firebird!! Vrroom Vrroom!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you hit the gas and crash into a wall, totaling it.

Shadow: I wish this leprachaun didn't run so fast!

Midget: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A LEPRACHAUN!! NOW STOP CHASING ME!!

Shadow: Nice try! I'm Irish, I recgonize a leprachaun when I see one!

[Disturbed]

No wish!!!

I wish Disturbed came to my house and held a concert!!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish I could cast powerful magic.

[Disturbed]

Granted but everyone has Reflect on so it'll just hit you

I wish Jesus knocked on my door selling boyscout cookies

[Kurtz]

Granted, but God forces you to buy the cookies.

I wish you could say no.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but his says no when asked "Would Kyo like a million dollars?"

I wish for a pony! I'm hungry.