Grant a wish.

[fred_18]

damn, I had that happen to me once, I think that was a month or so when my brother went on.
right, granted, now you have to deal with him when you get back to work

I wish I didn't have school tomarrow, with a test, study for another test, and prepare for a test that will take place on monday. plus homework that is due tomarrow.
(side note, I have half an hour to do so, and it sucks, and I have to get to sleep before twelve atleast, so with further adue, good night)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they make you e-mail the work in.

I wish Monday wouldn't come, that's when I start my GED classes. I got really sick in the middle of Highschool and couldn't finish so now I need to cram 4 years of studying into a month.

[Kurtz]

Granted. We don't want our boss to be disappearing again for a while, now, we?

I wish my flight was tomorrow instead of today.

[DJ Rocket]

Granted, but you have to wait in line for ten hours to get past security.

I wish Rika would stop playing the dominatrix role.

Rocket: Rika, unchain me NOW!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but since Rika doesn't do that normally you discover you were using a blindfold and you were with a guy instead.

I wish there was more to it than just school.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I banish school forever so people such as your cool self don't have to go there.

I wish you enjoyed your new free time.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but that provokes new entities of evil appear.

I wish you had a sword, or at least a rocket launcher.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *steals Ichigo's sword*

I wish he didn't kill me for that.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Ichigo, the girl from Mew Mew Power kills you instead.

I wish this looked as sexy as it's heard.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you don't get to see.

I wish you had a more powerful computer.