Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but a post get's deleted and it becomes the 3999 post.

I wish for the 4000th post to come soon.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but no-one gets it.

I wish I had more Dark Matter.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you can't control it so it eats away at your soul.

I wish D-Shadow had more Dark matter.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he gets doesn't get any more powerful.

I wish for a puppy.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish for a kitty.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but in some way it turns feral and kicks Slash's ass when you aren't looking.

I wish that stopped being so clich

[Kurtz]

Granted, you now spend half an hour posting an entirely original post.

I wish for a masamune.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a corrupted sword of evil.

[Disturbed]

Granted Ryu is pissed because you took the Dark Dragon Blade and his comming for you.

I wish everyone in DaD was granted a million dollars/pounds/yen (whatever) except me

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but everyone elses money goes to me and they get angry at you for it.

I wish Ryu wasn't trying to kill me.