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**Shadowknight** · 09-20-2006, 09:48 PM

Granted, but they all post *AIDFAFHIAHAIODFHAJFDIAH* over and over.

I wish for more intelligent life on earth.

**Kurtz** · 09-20-2006, 09:50 PM

Granted, but they become too intelligent.

I wish for an extra 100 posts.

**Shadowknight** · 09-20-2006, 09:51 PM

Granted, but it costs you 200 posts.

I wish for an air tazer like cops use.

**Kurtz** · 09-20-2006, 09:53 PM

Granted, but it doesn't work. Poor you.

I wish for a pencil.

**Shadowknight** · 09-20-2006, 11:55 PM

Granted, but it isn't sharpened and made of petrified wood.

I wish I could make stuff blow up with just a thought.

**Kurtz** · 09-20-2006, 11:57 PM

Granted, you blow yourself up.

I wish you could piece yourself together again.

**Shadowknight** · 09-21-2006, 12:05 AM

Granted, *Instantly reforms*

I wish I had that power in real life.

**Kurtz** · 09-21-2006, 12:06 AM

Granted, but you're now branded as a freak.

I wish they didn't imprint FREAK across your head.

**Disturbed** · 09-21-2006, 01:03 AM

Granted now it reads Village Idiot

I wish for Powerpoint CS for Christmas

**DragonMasterX** · 09-21-2006, 07:01 AM

Granted, but it make your device explode.

I wish for things that didn't explode.