Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's moth eaten and doesn't even cover a fourth of you.

I wish for a large sword like that guy in Bleach has.

[Disturbed]

Granted but that same guy from Bleach is pissed that you have his sword and is going to hunt you down.

I wish to rule the world

[fred_18]

heh, old wish old answer:
Granted, now since you are ruler others want your spot so they try to over take you for the job.

I wish that cliche of a wish would stop popping up every here and there.

[Disturbed]

Granted..

I wish I was the the guy in my sig playing the guitar. Slipknot Rules!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the paparazzi won't leave you alone, even when you're on stage.

I wish for a bulletproof vest.

[Disturbed]

Granted but we dont use bullets anymore we use ray guns nowadays. Bulletproof dont cut it no mo.

I wish for long black hair.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it soon grows all over your body and consumes you. Evil hair!

I wish for a pet dragon.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but you already sort of have a dragon dont you. *points at Slythor*

I wish for the Detroit Tigers to sweep the Chicago White Sox in their 3 game series.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted... *groans as Chicago is swept, Crimson promptly cursing Disturbed afterwards*

I wish for a fresh pie.

[Disturbed]

Grats but its a cranberry pie...eck!

I wish for Michigan to win the National Title this year.